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Last year I wrote a post on The Human Fund. It was one of our most popular posts ever, and I’ve been looking for similar organizations with job opportunities ever since. This morning I realized that The Human Fund actually has a for-profit wholly owned subsidiary that is worth taking a look at. The company is called Kramerica Industries, and it’s a New York, NY based energy, fashion, food, tourism, and housing conglomerate. All of its future profits will be funneled towards The Human Fund’s mission of “money for the people.” Kramerica Industries has not yet reached profitability, but that’s not unusual for a business that is centered around R&D intensive projects.
As far as I can tell, Kramerica Industries has been operating for nearly 25 years. In that time they’ve worked on projects including:
Launching new ventures is hard, so it’s not surprising that none of these have taken off yet. I still think there’s time for Kramerica Industries to be the next Facebook. The company’s leadership team is littered with well-known names like H.E. Pennypacker, Dr. Martin Van Nostrand, Professor Peter Van Nostrand, and The Assman. Kramerica Industries has also employed at least one past intern from NYU named Darin. Darin was unpaid and his school revoked the credit that they were going to give him, but you may have better luck. I’ve heard that the company’s Founder and CEO needs to free up some time so that he can focus on coming up with more ideas.
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Kramer! Seinfeld! Happy April Fools Day! I love it! I would totally work for Kramer! Nice work.
Add I got rick-rolled!
Dude, this is hilarious.
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